Why did it take seven days for troops with helicopters, equipment, supplies, food, and water to be dispatched to southeast storm zones?

Representative Aaron Bean of Florida

Representative Josh Brecheen of Oklahoma

Representative William Timmons of South Carolina

What is the best way to get revenge on people who hurt you?

Representative Ralph Norman of South Carolina

Representative Victoria Spartz of Indiana

Representative Chip Roy of Texas

How can MeTV Toons compete with other national broadcast TV networks?

Senator Mike Lee of Utah

Representative Andrew Clyde of Georgia

Representative Jim Banks of Indiana

Why do the Republican city officials at Springfield Ohio continue to deny that immigrants are eating pets to sabotage the Trump campaign, even though immigrant pet-eating is now widely believed to be true?

Representative Clay Higgins of Louisiana

Now we have a Cat 5 (Milton) locked on to Southwest Florida.

Representative Ron Estes of Kansas

What does it mean to live "the 'underconsumption' life"?

Representative Morgan Griffith of Virginia

Representative Alex Mooney of West Virginia

Representative Tracey Mann of Kansas

Why does my dog keep licking at her privates now? She is 7 years old and has barely started licking there. The vet said she’s fine but she keeps doing that.

Representative Max Miller of Ohio

Representative Claudia Tenney of New York

Representative Gary Palmer of Alabama

Summer here, the one who debunks atheism. Isn’t it funny how atheists always say they prefer a “no-nonsense, evidence-based approach” to understanding the world, but when I bring up logical arguments for theism, they suddenly clam up?

Representative Tim Burchett of Tennessee

Representative Dan Bishop of North Carolina

Representative Cory Mills of Florida

I caught my neighbor leaving his 12-year-old son home alone and he has not come back in 6 hours. Should I call CPS?

Representative Eric Burlison of Missouri

Representative Warren Davidson of Ohio

Representative Randy Weber of Texas

My stepdaughter’s mom tells her I’m not a real dance teacher, but my stepdaughter has seen me in action. Why does she still question my abilities?

Senator Tim Scott of South Carolina

Senator Roger Marshall of Kansas

Representative Lauren Boebert of Colorado

If people in the UK hate Trump so much, why does he own golf courses there?

Senator James Risch of Idaho

Representative John Rose of Tennessee

Representative Thomas Massie of Kentucky

If freedom of speech is absolute, how come it's not applied for private spaces and for the Internet?

I know it doesn’t seem like a big distance but when you see power truck convoys a mile or so long, followed with the necessary support equipment and personnel, you realize this is something heavily planned.

Senator Bill Hagerty of Tennessee

Representative Gus Bilirakis of Florida

Why do siblings (or other close relatives) stop visiting each other as they grow older? Why does this happen with so many people nowadays?

Part of the problem you point out to the agitator is the recent battle in Congress that threatened to derail the necessary $20 billion FEMA funding. This funding should’ve been resolved months ago in preparation of the new fiscal year. But rather than do that, these politicians (if I could make my written words to drip with more sarcasm I would do it) decided that because FEMA would be wiped out under Project 2025. While the bill eventually passed, the following people voted against the bill:

Representative Nathaniel Moran of Texas

Representative Eli Crane of Arizona

How do you explain the involvement of a mainland Chinese visitor, her local relative, and a 65-year-old friend of the latter in the suspected money laundering case seized by Hong Kong police?

Representative James Baird of Indiana

Representative Matt Gaetz of Florida

Representative Michael Guest of Mississippi

Why are so many Communist Chinese on Quora despite it being illegal for Chinese citizens to use Quora?

Representative Troy Balderson of Ohio

Representative Brad Finstad of Minnesota

Representative Russell Fry of South Carolina

What happens to single guys when they get older?

Representative Beth Van Duyne of Texas

Senator Ron Johnson of Wisconsin

Representative Rich McCormick of Georgia

Representative Michael Cloud of Texas

Representative Andy Ogles of Tennessee

You now need to figure out how you are going to turn them around, ship them a couple hundred miles and hope that you can find and secure the necessary staging grounds. The contacts they used to have built up over 4, 5, 6, 10 storm seasons are no longer useful so they need to find new ones.

Representative John Joyce of Pennsylvania

Senator Tommy Tuberville of Alabama

Representative Roger Williams of Texas

Representative Kat Cammack of Florida

Representative Byron Donalds of Florida

Helene did something unexpected: It ran right up the Blue Ridge Parkway (green arrow) and hammered towns that had never seen anything like this before.

Representative Daniel Webster of Florida

Representative David Schweikert of Arizona

Representative Mike Collins of Georgia

Senator Katie Britt of Alabama

Senator Josh Hawley of Missouri

To get from TN into NC (or vice versa) you are forced onto the yellow route

Representative Jeff Duncan of South Carolina

Which is almost 300 miles farther

than the blue routes.

Representative Anna Paulina Luna of Florida

Senator Eric Schmitt of Missouri

If one them is yours, let them know of your outrage and then, on your ballot, send these unprincipled MAGAts back to their mommy’s basement.

While we really can’t do anything to stop or redirect storms (despite what Marjorie Taylor Greene spews), we can hold accountable the members of Congress who put their agenda ahead of the physical safety of their fellow Americans.

Representative Lance Gooden of Texas

I am sure that someone, who has a political axe to grind, would say “Why didn’t they have extingency plans??? See! See! See! They and their leaders are incompetent and vote for the other guy!!!”.

Representative Derrick Van Orden of Wisconsin

Senate

Representative Bruce Westerman of Arkansas

Representative Bob Good of Virginia

Representative John Curtis of Utah

Representative Morgan Lutrell of Texas

Representative Greg Lopez of Colorado

Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia

Representative Mike Bost of Illinois

Representative Nancy Mace of South Carolina

Representative Trent Kelly of Mississippi

Representative Andy Harris of Maryland

Representative Barry Moore of Alabama

to the new staging areas (red area).

Representative Bill Posey of Florida

Representative Andy Biggs of Arizona

SO you are now the Disaster God. You know a storm is coming so you activate your assets and move them to their staging areas. You know the storm might change a bit but not as big a shift that has happened.

If you look back in history, you will see that storms usually hit in the same general area and follow the same general path. So the plans to respond, assemble, stage and deploy were all built around history.

Representative Mike Ezell of Mississippi

I lived in NC for over 25 years. In all my time there, I saw more than my share of storms. The vast majority of them came up from the south and either skirted along the coast or bent inland and then run into the northern states. By the time they got to central NC, the storms were mostly petered out or, the swung back out to sea. In the past, Helene would have tracked like the black arrow I have crudely drew

Representative Paul Gosar of Arizona

Representative Keith Self of Texas

Representative Russ Fulcher of Idaho

Representative Harriet Hageman of Wyoming

Senator Marsha Blackburn of Tennessee

Representative Laurel Lee of Florida

Senator Mike Braun of Indiana

Representative Debbie Lesko of Arizona

Representative Jeff Van Drew of New Jersey

Senator Deb Fischer of Nebraska

Because of this, state and federal authorities had to figure out how to move the assets from their “normal” staging areas (blue area)

Representative Mary Miller of Illinois

They are listed above.

Representative Rudy Yakym of Indiana

The rest of the landscape in not exactly conducive to move a lot of heavy traffic.

Representative Randy Feenstra of Iowa

Now, with Helene cut into a new area and at the same time severed the 2 major highway (Yellow Circle) capable of handling all the trucks and traffic:

Representative Darin LaHood of Illinois

Representative Jim Jordan of Ohio

Representative Scott Perry of Pennsylvania

House members

Representative Mike Waltz of Florida

Senator Pete Ricketts of Nebraska

Representative Tony Gonzales of Texas

Senator Rand Paul of Kentucky

Representative Matt Rosendale of Montana

Senator Markwayne Mullin of Oklahoma

Senator Ted Budd of North Carolina

Representative Michelle Fischbach of Minnesota

Senator Mike Crapo of Idaho

If you see your representative or Senator on this list and you are subject to Helene or Milton, know that they don’t give a crap about you. They care more about their power and subservience to their Most Exalted Grand PooBah and identifying and destroying people and things that are “woke” than they are to their fellow Americans that have been laid low by a storm that had never happened before. That $20 billion could have been put to use in projecting and gaming the response and, among the weather games would be what to do if another devastating storm follows right on its tails.

Representative Tom McClintock of California